Sunday, 22 July 2012

out to grass

I was summoned from the cool and restful shade of my shed by the singing of a goldfinch from the top of the nearest apple tree. The rough grass under the trees was cut and the broad sward of the main lawn called, looking hot and exhausting.

Eight, or was it nine boxes of cuttings today. Every four lengths of the garden the mower ran too heavy and demanded lightening. Every four lengths of the lawn a walk to the compost heap and a moment of quiet to listen for the bird again, or to watch out for the passage of gatekeepers, solitary wasps, wild bees and, occasionally a ground beetle or a devils coachman.

The cutting equipment away, I've come inside to the cool of the house. Soaped and rinsed my hands, splashed my face. The kettle is on and, while I wait, I fill a mug with cold water and drink, looking out at my work. I catch the smell of the fennel by the compost on my arm and feel the prickle of sweat on my scalp.

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

The rain, the rain, it's at it again

The outlook varies from standing water to standing water with ripples. We are, again, promised a month of rain in 48 hours - I sincerely hope it isn't last month's rain in 48 hours, since last month we got three months' rain. For all that the rain is warming up and I find it quite pleasant to be lulled to sleep by falling rain.

The foals care not where they wander any more. I first motored between a foal and its mare two weeks since, but now they care less. There are remarkably few butterflies. I have seen both a male and female stag beetle in my garden. Middle son said he saw an adder, which is not impossible - and he is generally a good observer; what he saw was, at any rate, probably too large to be one of our rather common slowworms.

The increasing judder in my car brakes turned out to be in line with my three year old instinct, that the front discs were going gently square. A mere three hundred quid, added to the cost of MOT work and new tyres has resolved that small problem. At least the new discs are manufacturer's originals and not just the cheapest tat that was available.

Dad is living at home again. I must phone and see how he is coping.

There is the smell of fresh paint at home, as if the Queen were about to visit.

Tiredness and insomnia battle it out as the first rays riffle the curtains in the mornings. A shame to feel half way through the year, but a blessing that the light mornings are toning it down a bit. Actually, with the weather the mornings have been almost gloomy this week.

I dare not go on, lest this entry join the previous few in being too long.

Thursday, 14 June 2012

Greek sail, summary

My family and I spent a week on a sailing boat chartered from Sail Ionian in Vliho on Lefkas. The boat was in excellent condition and everything worked, but I will make a point of ensuring that I can stand up in some part of the cabin of any boat I hire in the future. The attention and assistance from Di and Neil and the rest of their staff was matchless; nothing was too much trouble for them. They came out to help us at 9pm one evening and I heard other stories of their willingness to assist, including driving 15 miles in a rib to untangle an anchor chain. Very friendly too.

We spent the week largely circulating around Meganisi, returning frequently to the various coves and bays of its North coast for moorings, anchorages and swimming in the sun-warmed shallows. Sun-warmed shallows are desirable because, though it is not generally cold, the sea around the Ionian islands is mostly rather deep. After a week sailing these seas it was amusing to reflect that at any indicated depth less than 10 metres I was starting to get twitchy, since the bottom comes up rather quickly in many places, just like the land above the water, which is predominantly steeply rugged maquis. We also visited Kalamos and a couple of ports on Lefkas itself, as well as stopping to swim in the bay on the South side of Scorpios.

Food and drink were generally good, with some highlights (for me) including a white snapper at Stavros' in Vathi, greek salad almost everywhere we went and a mousaka in Porto Spiglia (in the bay beneath Spartakhori). The low point was the Dolphinia restaurant in Sivota where the lamb Kleftiko turned out to be a lamb stew with chips wrapped in foil - this was possibly due to the meal being taken during the Greece-Poland football match, so disabling all the men on the island.

We failed to see any dolphins, but the water was full of fish and crab life, as well as star-fish and octopi. The afternoon breeze was good for sailing most days, though we spent some afternoons just archored in a bay and swimming from the boat. Winds, when significant, were 10-20 knots with the notable exception of a storm on Tuesday afternoon which blew up to 28 knots (that I saw) and brought half an hour of torrential rain, which was almost the only rain we saw all week. Mostly the weather was hot and sunny with daytime temperatures up to 30 centigrade.

We took up sailing, a few years ago, with the idea that sailing holidays would be cheaper than skiing, only to both sail and ski for a couple of years. Now I think that although we still fancy skiing, the sailing holiday is a perfect alternative, working out slightly less expensive and more relaxing. Both holidays are made difficult by the need to fit around school holidays; this trip's cost was dominated by the air travel, rather than the boat charter - staying another week would almost have been cost-effective by offsetting the differential price of the air fares against another week of boat hire. I'm sure we'll do it all again soon.

Checking on Panoramio now I'm back home I find that I need not have taken a camera with me, since so many of the scenes I recorded are already available online. All I needed to do was to photograph my family in swimming attire and photshop them into the relevant images. Pride of place on my desk at the moment are two pictures from the holiday, both of the aircraft we flew out on, taken at Gatwick and Preveza respectively. In Greece the sun sparkles off the leading edge of the wing and my family look relaxed in sun hats; in London the sky is grey, the tarmac wet and everyone looks a bit down-trodden. If the sunny picture isn't enough to lighten my mood, then I look at the other one too.

Forget oil, peak maintainability already past

Many (26?) years ago a new Hewlett Packard HP4L printer came into our lives and, other than a drum replacement due to low-usage, has worked faultlessly in all that time. This is not our only printer, but it produces clean, permanent black and white printing on A4 paper, essentially for the cost of the paper.

Just before going on holiday last week, half way through a physics GCSE paper, the usual quiet sound (as of a page being gently torn, followed by a few clicks and a hum) was replaced by a strident grinding noise.

Out came the (perfectly standard) screwdrivers, the Web immediately produced a PDF service manual, off came the lid and, after finding where to defeat the case-off detection sensors, it became apparent that the problem was the first nylon gear in the power chain, on the motor spindle. Close examination revealed that it had cracked, probably due to the ingress of a small hard black particle wedging two teeth apart and cracking the gear down to the shaft. Fifteen minutes on ebay and a replacement was sourced from the US for around ten pounds sterling. Yesterday it arrived; it was fitted this morning, and the physics paper set off to printing just where it had left off.

This demonstrates the best of the Internet and the original printer design, but it is not the sort of happy outcome that can be relied on with modern equipment. For colour printing we have had a selection of mostly free, cast-off printers over the years. The most recent to die was an HP 7310, a fine printer except for a serious design flaw in the too-fragile ink carriage. This results in a difficult repair job when an escaped spring pierces (very precisely) a flexible PCB, killing the print cartridge detection mechanism. No-where on the Web is there a tear-down of this printer, although there are several signs that many people have searched on a variety of forums. Having learnt how to do the tear down my self, I can see why it is not described anywhere and, having been unable to get the spare part, I haven't yet tried to reverse the procedure.

All that iStuff is designed, AFAIK, to be virtually impossible to take apart without specialised tools and my experience of repairing compact cameras is that the guts of these wear out so fast that it is barely worth the trouble of fixing them before the lenses jam because the gear wear stalls the motors.

We have gone wrong somewhere. My HP4L is still a useful device, it fills a niche in my printing needs, but all the more youthful devices have gone the way of dust either through (criminal) use of DRM which expires the ink before it is even used, or through simple design flaws and lack of design for maintenance.

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Thursday, 31 May 2012

towards the Test

The sun was less fierce today and tempted me out for a lunchtime walk. I was only thinking of the exercise as I crossed the pig fields and entered the woodland, ready to share the path with one of the common runners that use this route. A few seconds into the shade and I heard a commotion in the shadows and saw the retreating form of a roe deer.

Out onto the glade, with its curled bracken fronds and islands of bramble I saw an orange tip. Across the stream by the bridge and over the muddy section of the Test Way I encountered four squirrels. Down to the next bridge, where the pool isn't any more, even so there was a banded damoiselle and a red damsel.

Rather than visit the cows in the following field I went along the field edge, following the stream to the remains of a fallen trunk, at least 2 feet in diameter, festooned with ferns, lichens and woodland flowers, across the stream. A rustle in the old root-ball alerted me to a quickly retreating grass-snake that had been basking. I didn't see the head but could judge the size from the disturbance it left in its wake and the width of its tail. At that corner of the stream there was the continuous song of a chiff-chaff with the usual background of pigeon, thrush and occasional bursts from nuthatches and pheasants.

Walking back I found a tick on my foot, still looking for a spot to bite. I encouraged it to learn to fly. In an impromptu glade at the broken base of a fallen tree I found my first red-admiral of the year. Under the canopy the trapped air was nearly as thick as soup, making vision misty and the atmosphere heavy in the lungs.

Forty five minutes of wild lunchtime.

Monday, 28 May 2012

amazonian woes

Sailing Saturday, or I would have if it hadn't been so gusty. Rather than swim with my boat I hummed around, photographing, watching my children, enjoying the sunshine and the gentle company of the sailing club. The sun beat down, testing our defences, from a bottle of Riemann P20.

Sunday, early to the North again. Easterly on the M27, the morning sun reflected off the road patterns; lines of cats eyes back-lit and dark, shining trails of obsolescent contra-flows, mirages of distant foliage looking like flickering moss carpets that fade with proximity.

I shop severally and unsuccessfully for small portions of full-fat chocolate mouse for Mum. Service station Marks and Spencer offering me nothing I need, but plenty that would tempt me in other times. In the end, refreshed only by petrol I  arrive to see Mum almost without pausing. Plenty of chairs are traversing the pavement to the nearby public house; the garden is seeing some use. Inside, quiet, except for the usual suspects and some quiet singing - the television tuned to a level which seems uncertain whether it is to be heard or not, its presence is as congruous as the inmates'.

A rushed lunch meets ten minutes of the start of the Monaco F1. I see the only interesting part of the race on my Dad's television, water the plants, set the watching alarm again and drive, to find Dad relaxed, but not sleeping. Almost back to the state of gentle medical support that he achieved just before the bypass. We while a pleasant three hours and more, only slightly aided by the Sunday papers when rising sleep catches him unawares a minute.

I reprimand myself for all the rush, after all, time is all I have today. The travel and the visits will take the whole day, so why not relax a bit more. I could have settled into a chair and helped Mum with her mouse after lunch, I could have driven less frantically. At Northampton, with no help from the traffic reports, the motorway becomes a parking lot, who knows why? I leave a junction early and, rather than the marked alternate route, decide to miss Northampton with its information-free radio channel entirely. The A5 returns me soon enough to the A43.

A Chieveley pasty and watching a young crow, already knowing in the dance of chance as he hops round me, waiting for a broken crust. I am too hungry though. The car, parked in a row to itself, seems to wink at me like a 1960's Corgi toy with those plastic light channels from roof to headlights which first introduced us to the magic and possibilities of fibre-optics. In this instance due to the occlusion of the low, orange sun by high-sided vehicles on the nearby carriageway. Further up the sky the spiral condensation trails have been pulled by wind shear into spinal xrays; vertebrae contrasted by cloudy discs.

What's good is bad, from time to time. But although we can send stuff back to Amazon, some things we just get to live with. The promised thunder has not broken yet, pressures build behind my eyes.

Wednesday, 23 May 2012

Sinuous squirrels and flaky foals

I saw the first Forest foal on the 7th of May this year and the first donkey foal last week on the 18th. The weather has changed from the misty, wet and miserable to the hot and sunny in a single bound, which is only displaying the still spring-fresh countryside in even greater beauty. The garden is still a little heavy for comfortable weeding, but I managed to cut the lawn again, removing about half the bulk I took off with the first cut.

I was suitably poetic as I drove by the longer route to work yesterday; watching out for young animals and the thickening canopy. On quiet roads I managed to catch a truck: Central Cleansing Services' tyres tore swirling dervishes from the dry gutter dust. On the greens were strutting jackdaws and mad rabbits with, in the road, lumbering cows and hungry calves. Ant nests marked the Ornamental Drive like needle cairns; hubs of radial foraging trails, coveted by green woodpeckers.

This morning, in my village, I saw a lady trapped by cows. Big golden Highland hybrid animals - possibly the most docile cow you could ever meet. She was on a footpath by the church, hemmed between rhododendron scrub against a fence and the roadside ditch. Two cows gently tongued the foliage on either side in her way and the rest of the herd rabble foraged quietly behind. She didn't look too distressed so I left her to her wait, or maybe to finally pluck up the courage to shoo the beasts away. I drove North West across the lawn, spotting sleepy foals seeking cool shadow already, beneath their mares, or in the cool dampness of the shallow drainage ditches. They lay, idle, trying out the taste of the green stuff in parody of their mothers' steady, concentrated munch. The waterways have already shrunk back between their banks, rippling rather than rushing under the bridges.

I drove North on Saturday, watching the countryside change, the air filled first with buzzard, then red kite, then kestrels on the motorway verges. I went to visit Dad, who had his heart bypass on Friday. When I arrived he wasn't really there; off with the fairies on the pain medication. I stayed for maybe three hours, speaking to the nurses, to his fellow ward guests and their visitors in turn. He seemed to take in his surroundings, observing me carefully if I drew close enough, to see who I might be. Six and a half hours driving for two dozen reluctant and rather utilitarian words. He would do the same for me and more in the reversed position. By Monday evening he was back on the cardiac ward, away from high dependency. On Tuesday it first occurred to him that he had had his operation and he was apparently a little angry that he had had visitors (me and my sister both) and that no-one had told him. He seems to have spent the day fiddling with his phone, a select few from his phonebook received a number of empty SMS. He phoned me to talk around 8:30pm, as I was digging a wider space in the vegetable bed, ready perhaps for planting. He'll be back to himself soon, although some of the swiss-cheesing from his heart-attack will haunt him a while. The surgeons who moved sections of his leg vessels into his heart also mended a couple of ribs which must have been broken by CPR.

In a spare moment, in the North, I dropped by the shop where I bought my mandolin to say thankyou. I haven't been practising enough, but I notice improvements when I do put the time in. I play it better than any other instrument I've ever tried playing, which is not to claim very much. I've been mostly finger-picking lately, rather than attempting chords.

The early fingers of the dawn creep very effectively round the curtain edges, disturbing my sleep to give me an extra hour of lying awake and thinking about life.