The title is a little disingenuous. Sleep is not a big issue, but I feel the Internet is always pulling me away from sleep, or at least from any kind of mental repose. If the content seems dull or silly or shallow, I blame the lack of sleep.
Too much butterbeer;
Runs down my leg; these damned robes.
Accio penis!
Spring cleaning yucca.
Flower spikes and dusty nests.
Assailed by daggers.